LABUAN TRIP - SECOND VISIT

tengah posing jd penjual coklat

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Kalo tgk gambar di atas, sudah pasti anda dpt mengenalpasti destinasinya. Iya, dong..tepat sekali. Bertandang lagi sekali ke Labuan. Kalo tempoh hari, family trip...kali ni bussiness trip plak. Aku ke sana ngan my colleague, helping him untuk buat internal audit for my opis. Audit ni penting coz my company di invite to participate in MSOSH Awards. Kalo adik2 dan akak2 serta abg2 tak tau apa tu, MSOSH...sila la buat research sendiri. MSOSH is short form for Malaysian Society Occupational Safety & Health. Kiranya, mana2 company yg comply ngan law dan regulations yg berkaitan ngan MSOSH dan dpt markah tertinggi masa audit, akan dpt award. So, company aku target for Grand Award. Previous year, dah menang Gold Award skrg nak mrasa plak Grand Award. Tetapkan, tak pernah puas hati ngan apa yg dah dpt, menten nak yg lagi GRAND !!!!

bergambar di pintu masuk ke opis di labuan

So, aku ke Labuan on Thursday, 20th April. Menginap di Sheraton Hotel. Yang bestnye, semua company bayar...x payah byr sesen pun. melk suka !!!!

comel la budak ni. jd receptionist, trus mintak nak bergambar sama2. sila abaikan "ketiak basah" iteew

cuma sentap, makan kena guna duit sendiri sbb aku bukan permanent staff. Tak kisahla...yg penting dpt bilik queen bed. Puasla aku berguling2 atas katil. Tp lg best, kalo ada org yg leh temankan aku berguling-guling ni....sure lagi seronok.

inilah keadaan katil lepas berguling-guling

sempat lagi ni, posing kat sofa walaupun dah lambat

Masalahnya, aku hanya dpt check-in hotel kol 5 ptg. Sesampai je aku di airport, my colleague trus amik aku dan bawak aku ke opis di Labuan ni. My colleague sampai awal sehari. Kiranya, tak nak buang masa la ni...trus buat kerja. Lps berkenalan ngan staff kat situ, trus buat sessi discussion. Lebih kurang mcm interview session...tanya itu ini begitu begini. Then, aku kena check documents yg melambak2, agar semuanya verified dan up-to-date. Pening kepala aku, satu hari mengadap timbunan files. Mujurlah ada staff yg comel bernama Victor menolong aku. Aku mintak je file tu, file ni...cepat je dia carikan utk aku. Sorry, xleh nak letak gambar dia kat sini coz dia tak mau identity dia terdedah.

landskap kat opis labuan ni, mmg cantik. siap ada air terjun lagi...

Esok pagi, Friday...aku ke sana lagi. sambung kerja yg tak abis. Sentap!!!!! aku tak sempat pun nak mandi manda di swimming pool dan jenguk2 bar hotel tu. Semalaman aku dok type report. 4.30 pagi, baru aku tido pastu 7.30 pagi nak kena bangun dah sbb nak ke opis tu lagi. My colleague aku tu, serah bulat2 kat aku. Terpaksala buat semua, dia pun lebih kurang pangkat bos ngan aku...so, buat sajala...

hanya mampu memerhati dr jauh je swimming pool ni...huhuhu

Apa pun, breakfast dulu la. Ala2 complimentary breakfast, semua aku lantak...mcm makan lunch plak. Aku mintak tolongla sorg waiter ni amik gambar aku tgh pose makan. Pas2, waiter ni buat2 mesra alam plak, nak borak2. Aku layan jela, tup2 kuar soklan cepumas "BANG, BELANJA SAYA MAKAN...BOLEH ?" Terkesima kejap aku, tak tau nak ckp apa. MOTIF dia mintak belanja ??? Tak cukup makan ke, jd waiter kat Sheraton tu ? Kalo lapar sgt, curi2 makan jela kat table tu. Melambak2 makanan kat situ. Perlu kerr mintak aku belanja sedangkan trip aku kali ni pun ditaja oleh company aku dan aku hanya bawak 50 hinggit sajork dtg Labuan ni, sbb nak beli coklat.

tgh syok melantak sementara mood masih ada

Patutla, mesra semacam...rupanya ada hidden intention. Aku ada gaya mcm SUGAR DADDY kerr ? Gaji ciput, mampu ke nak sponsor org ? Waiter tu, mmg gila. Tapi kalo dia offer nak lolo aku ke ajak rembak ke...aku ok sajork. Belanja2, no way !!!! Kenal pun tak sampai 10 minit, mintak belanja. Trus aku turn off nak melantak dan trus blah dr kafe tu.

dah sentap tu, aku rehat la kejap kat kerusi ni. sementara tunggu my colleague...

Akhirnya, kerja aku dah siap before lunch hour. Tapi, kena tunggu plak my colleague tu coz dia ada urgent matter plak ngan opis Labuan ni, kena buat JHA plak. JHA = Job Hazard Assessment. Mujurla flight aku kol 6.30 ptg. By 5 pm, semua dah settle...my colleague antar aku terus ke airport. Dia stay lagi kat Labuan, sampai Ahad. Ada perkara berbangkit katanya.

inilah pandangan luar airport Labuan

inilah fokker tu. kecik je kan...

Snap gambar airport ni then trus check in. Rupanya, kalo flight dr Labuan-KK kol 6.30 ptg, naik fokker je. Tak kisahla, kapal terbang kecik pun, yg penting leh balik KK. Aku dah exhausted. Ingatkan, lehla nak pose2 jd pelancong trip kali ni tp dilambakkan ngan kerja. Aku sebagai dedicated employee, membuat kerja aku dgn rela hati (tp tetap menten ngan bebelan di hati)

cantikkan awan2 tu...macam gula kapas je, rasa nak makan plak

Depan bos menten senyum semanis madu and never say no for anything. Tak tahu pun still ckp yes...tp lps tu, harusla aku gelabah tanya org sana sini dan buat research serta belek2 files berkenaan sambil chatting di ym dan surfing internet baca blog orang....hehehe...nak buat camne, dah mmg ni kerja aku. But, i'm happy with my work. Tak sabar nak jd permanent worker kat company ni. harap2 nama aku "naik" la nnt.

muka keletihan dlm flight

BE CAREFUL !!!!

Semoga semakin ramai orang menyedari cerita ini. Saya baru sahaja terdengar beberapa hari lalu satu jenis jenayah yang dicipta. Kisahnya adalah seperti ini:

Seseorang akan meletakkan fon bimbitnya dalam saku anda, dan ada kalanya dompetnya yang lengkap mengandungi kad pengenalan beliau. Beberapa minit kemudian si pemilik barangan ini akan mendekati anda dan menuduh anda sebagai seorang pencuri. Dia buat hingar bangar bahawa anda sudah mencuri barangannya. Kerana terkejut anda ditarik kesisi untuk diugut membayar pampasan dengan ugutan dan paksaan seandaianya anda tidak membayarnya polis akan dipanggil. Kalau anda membayar saguhati si pemilik tadi melepaskan anda.

Yang peliknya ada sahaja orang yang sanggup menjadi saksi bahawa anda adalah seorang pencuri. Saya diberitahu perkara begini kerap terjadi di KLIA dan juga di stesen keretapi ataupun LRT. Saya difahamkan ada beberapa orang yang sedang meringkuk dalam lokap kerana perkara ini menunggukan perbicaraan. Di KLIA si pemilik fon bimbit dan dompet mencampakkan ke dalam troli yang sedang ditolak oleh penumpang yang baru tiba.
Kemudian bermulalah dramanya. Si pengugut berjaya meyakinkan polis untuk menahan si mangsa (apabila si mangsa enggan membayar pampasan)

Ini adalah satu perkara serius kerana merupakan peras ugut di siang hari. Memang ada penjenayah yang sanggup buat kerja ini dan menyusahkan anda dengan melibatkan polis. Si penyangak dapat kembali fon bimbit dan dompetnya. Tetapi si mangsa mungkin dimasukkan dalam lokap untuk didakwa di mahkamah.

Berhati-hatilah kerana anda mungkin dituduh sebagai pencuri kerana tidak mampu membuktikan yang anda tidak bersalah.

A GOOD READ

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was exciting." Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occurring everyday...... like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first.
The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words! Maya Angelou said this:

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights."

"I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life."

"I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life."

"I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance."

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."

"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision."

"I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one."

"I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back."

"I've learned that I still have a lot to learn."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

ASSHOLE !!!!

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:

Brain........ I should be in charge because I run all body functions.
Blood........ I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain.
Stomach...... I should be in charge because I process food to the brain.
Legs......... I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go.
Eyes......... I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going.
Asshole...... I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.

*MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK
YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.*

ANNIE BUDDY? .....ANNIE WAN? ....NOE WAN? .....SUM BUDDY?

It all begins when Lee called Annie....

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can I speak to Annie Wan?
Mr. Sori : Yes , u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No! I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr. Sori : You are now talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : I'm Sum Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent!
Mr. Sori : I KNOW u are someone and u want to talk to anyone!But what's this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr. Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr. Sori : I'm Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I don't like your tone of voice Mr. and I don't care, give me your name!
Mr. Sori : Look lady, I told you already I'm Sori! I'm Sori!! I'm SORI!!! You didn't even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before I'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy!