Tuesday, March 28, 2006

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB

Put about 100 bricks in no particular order in a closed room with an open window. Next, send two or three candidates into the room and close the door. Leave them for 6 hours, them come back and analyse the situation.

If they are counting the bricks:
Put them in the Accounts Department

If they are recounting them:
Put them in Auditing

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order:
Put them in Planning

If they have broken the bricks into pieces:
Put them in Information Technology

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved:
Put them in Sales

If they are throwing the bricks at each other:
Put them in Operations

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks:
Put them in Engineering

If they are staring out of the window:
Put them in Strategic Planning

If they are sitting idle:
Put them in Human Resources

If they are sleeping:
Put them in Reception

If they have already left for the day:
Put them in Marketing

Last but not least .....

If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved:
Congratulate them and put them in top management!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

adakah aku kene start baling batu kat kau?

izzu said...

knp noks ? apa salah aku ? *matilah mak, kena rejam.